Recent quotes:

Daddy, your breath smells like air pollution.

I think I like this cheese as much as Mommy likes me.

Daddy, I don't like to be picked up when your hair is wet.

You need cabbage to keep the fire truck going.  The wheels will go all flat if you don't have cabbage.

I can't see it.  There's too much dark in the way.

My hands smell like hands.

I wish you could print candy out on the printer.

Do you know your brain?  The next time you go to the doctor they're going to whack it out.

My leg is already starting to hurt cause it's worried it's going to get a shot.

That just blows my mind off.